Move Over Ben...

...there's a new bachelor in town. (He's cuter and far less monotone.)

This Valentine's Day, S and I couldn't help but notice that Ari seemed a little down. At first, we accredited it to the new diet doggie food we've been giving him. Apparently, it just doesn't pack the flavor "punch" of the old stuff. But then it hit us.

Ari needs a woman.

Ari takes weight management very seriously and leads a heart-healthy lifestyle.

I thought, "What better way to get him back into the dating game than to have him try out online dating?!" I mean, it's a great way to meet other canines who are single and ready to mingle.

His Profile
Name (first and middle): Ari Gold
Birthday: May 24, 2007
Height: About 5'5" when he stands on his hind legs
Weight: 82 lbs.
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown and black with tan highlights.

Hobbies: Boating, kicking back and enjoying a beer with the boys, barking at random joggers in the subdivision, taking trips to Sonic in the back of the truck, visiting his grandpa in Heber Springs at the farm.

I'm on a boat!

Profession: Director of Homestead Security

Favorite food: Purina doggie chow, Beggin' Strips, Cool Ranch Doritos

Celebrity crush: Stella, the French bulldog from the hit TV show, Modern Family

Stelllllllaaaaaaaaa!!

His idea of a perfect date: Taking his lady for a cruise in the back of his dad's Chevy, followed by a dip in the pond near our subdivision and lastly, snuggling in his igloo house. (It has Berber carpet, y'all!)

Ari's ideal woman would: Be adventurous, kind to others and optimistic. And it wouldn't hurt if she had a great set of legs. Ari is also open to all breeds and sizes. Plus-size doggies and petites should apply!

In honor of Ms. Patty Stanger, the Million Matchmaker, I had to ask, "Why Love Now?": Ari feels that at the doggy age of 35, it's time to settle down and commit to one woman. He's looking for the real deal.

Deets
*We are not doing this for breeding purposes. He's missing the equipment for that : )

*Ari is a home-owner. His igloo accommodates two very comfortably.

*Ari is active in non-profit work. He's a yearly supporter of Race for the Cure doggy-thon.

*Ari is fashion-conscious. He enjoys dressing up for special occasions.

So friends, if you have a lady dog residing in NWA that is currently in the market for a companion for play dates once a month or so, please email me at askblondeambition{at}gmail{dot}com.

Help Ari find love, y'all!

Be blessed, lovelies-