Y'all Know I Can't Stay Away

Remember to check the comments from today's earlier post for Confessional Friday submissions. I was originally going to forego blogging today, but my Tylenol Sinus seems to have kicked in and I had a spare moment to blog on my lunch break. I also remembered that I wrote a confessional list two nights ago in anticipation of Friday's crazy day at work. 

I love when I realize it's going to be a hectic week, so I pre-write my posts : )

Anywho...my confessions.

1. I confess that I “hid” someone from my newsfeed on FB after the fifteenth post about how far “dilated” she is with her baby. Yes, having and carrying a bambino is a miracle and something to celebrate with your friends. However, we (as in her FB friends) get a play-by-play of her entire OB appointment each week via FB. In graphic details. And it’s unnecessary. I don’t need to know what’s going on “down South” for anyone. And I don’t mean Mississippi, y’all.

2. I confess that I watched this video umpteen million times on Tuesday. Have you seen the Nigerian dwarf goats that hurdle each other? Matt Lauer featured this on the Today Show and with good reason. It’s awesome.

3. I confess that my ridiculous fear of balloons has not gotten any better. There was a child in Target the other night that kept squeezing this massive balloon, trying to get it to pop. I literally scurried out of the shampoo aisle to get as far away from the vicinity as I could before she succeeded.

4. I confess that my roots are a sight to behold. My hairdresser has decreased her schedule to working only two days a week and I can’t seem to get an appointment. I hate to “cheat” on her, but my locks are a hot mess as of late. Roots galore, kids.

5. I confess that I'm starting to rethink my personal opinion of Ryan Lochte. Or at least his mom. Her comments about her son's inability to have monogamous relationships because of his swimming schedule? That was poor taste, Mrs. L. Poor taste.

6.  I confess I'm obsessed with kelly green right now. I have the blazer below and plan to wear the heck out of it this fall. K.green is such a trendy color for this upcoming season and some old wives' tales indicate that peeps used to wear it back in the day because it brought money and luck. Dollah dollah bill, y'all. 

Get it for not very many dollars here.

And I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this tunic!

7. I sadly confess that I cannot wait to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which is the TLC reality show about this trainwreck of a toddler. She drinks a combo of Mountain Dew and Red Bull before her pageants; a concoction that she aptly named "go-go juice". I wish I could say I'm above this trashy TV, but I'm not. 

Watch a sneak peek of this haute mess, here.

I'm about to grab some "go-go" juice and go-go back to la officina. 

Be blessed, lovelies-